程序员节:跟程序员谈恋爱会有这些体验

程序员节:跟程序员谈恋爱会有这些体验
Top Reasons Why You Should Date a Programmer
程序员节:跟程序员谈恋爱会有这些体验

Do you have a date coming up with someone who writes code for a living?

你有跟程序员相亲的经历吗?

Following are top reasons why you should date a programmer.

下面是为什么你要和程序员相亲的一些原因。

Programmers are crazy smart. They know their stuff inside out and are always learning new things. When they don’t know, they are keen to learn. They’ve adopted such a mentality since young and have thus amassed so much knowledge inside their brain, all ready to share with others.

程序员非常聪明。他们对自己学的东西了如指掌,而且总是在学新东西。当他们不知道的时候,他们热衷于学习。他们从小就养成了这种心态,并因此在大脑里积累了大量的知识,随时可以与他人分享。

They appreciate their relationships and realize there won’t always be cake.

他们很了解自己的人际关系并且意识到这东西不会总是让人满意。(这可不是一句谎话。)

Programmers are problem solvers; if something is wrong, they’ll work to fix it.

程序员简直就是问题解决小能手,如果哪儿出了毛病,他们一定会想方设法解决掉。

Computer science jobs are one of the highest paying ones in the world, in almost any part of the world.

计算机科学工作是世界上报酬最高的工作之一,几乎在世界任何地方都是如此。

Looking for someone who’ll notice you? A good programmer is always paying attention to details.

想找一个能够注意到你的人吗?一个好的程序员总是能够关注到细节。

Mind games aren’t logical, so you won’t find programmers playing one with you. Unless, of course, it’s a video game.

心理游戏没有逻辑,所以程序员不会和你玩心理游戏。当然,电子游戏例外。

If a programmer can search for a semicolon through countless lines of code, it means they’ve mastered the art of patience.

如果一个程序员可以在数不清的代码行中找到一个分号,那么这意味着他们是十分有耐心的。

One reason why programmers are sweet and sensitive is that they know when and how to give in to their partners. When you have a bad day and just want to complain to someone about everything that goes wrong in life, they’re here to listen to you. And even if you happen to be blaming them for the cause of everything gone wrong, they’d give in than risk raising an argument, just to make you feel better.

程序员为什么这么甜又善解人意的原因是他们知道何时以及如何向他们的伴侣让步。当你经历了糟糕的一天并且只是想就生活中所有错误的事情向某个人抱怨时,他们就在那里倾听。并且即使你因所有错误的原因而责备他们,他们会让步而不是冒着风险跟你争议,会让你感觉更好。

Programmers know how to clean up. Garbage collection translates to cleaning their dishes, taking out the trash, not leaving clothes on the floor, and more.

程序员的家都是很整洁干净的,地上一丝碎发都没有,因为他们已经秃了。

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